Site fixed: No More Blank Pages

No more blank pages, that’s what it’s about.

Those mean 404 “not founds” I’ll do without.

Those “Content deleted” 410s stink, I think,

Worse than the spuds rotting under my sink.

 

To redirect articles does take some doing,

And sometimes it can even leave one a-stewing.

But I won’t stew long, for my site I will fix

By adding brand new URLs to the mix.

 

Soon my content will rock with the coolest keywords,

Bewildering penguins and bad hummingbirds.

Then pandas will leave my page rankings alone.

No longer will I hear my search engine moan.

 

With fresh 301s. the ball soon will get rolling

So my site can invite all the bots that come strolling.

No technical issues will mar my word count.

Traffic will grow and the comments will mount.

 

More likes will abound as I seek to adjust

And rescue my SEO scores which I must.

Blank pages will vanish, because all links connect,

And no more breaches will the console detect.

 

No more blank pages, that’s what it’s about.

“I’ve accounted for all of them!” I want to shout,

Because if I do not enjoy my success,

Then how can I bear up when I feel the stress

 

Brought on by a dip in views so sad to see

When, unfortunately, it seems no one likes me?

Therefore as each flaw in my posts disappears,

I’ll applaud my success and envision the cheers.

 

I’ve fixed the blank pages. The lost I will find,

And no mean algorithms will mess with my mind.

As I speak to the mountain I wish to eject,

I’m thinking of finer site maps to erect.

 

I cannot predict if my followers will stay,

But I’ll try my best not to chase them away.

So, off I go now to continue this race,

At a slow but profoundly continual pace.

 

https://miracle-times.com/blogging/zero-new-likes/

 

 

Author: C R Flamingbush

C.R. Flamingbush grew up in Wheaton, Illinois and graduated from Georgetown University with a degree in German and linguistics. After working seven years for the Department of Defense (an easy job), she took on the most difficult challenge in the world: a lifetime career of raising four children. Along the way she developed a passion for writing Christian superhero fantasy. She enjoys humor because it's Biblical (see the second psalm) and she loves to make people laugh - whether through her writings, her art, or just by being herself. Writing fantasy is her way of poking fun at human foibles and all the ridiculous ideas that so easily beset the human race, while at the same time honoring God in every way she can. Flamingbush has been a member of Faithwriters since 2010, and several of her winning contest entries have been published by Fresh Air Press. She likes Fan Story and has been a Narnia fan since the age of ten. In terms of influence, she aspires to be the next C.S. Lewis but has quite a ways to go in that regard. Speed of Sight, a Superhero Adventure, is her first novel. A sequel is in the works.

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